Nashville Debate in Song and Dance

Опубликовано 8 октября 2008, 14:09

The candidates once again break into song to determine who has the superior policies. Tom Brokaw enters the fray with style. Only you can decide who has the more skillful vocal stylings

[Tom Brokaw / MG]
Good evening from Belmont University and Nashville, Tennessee
Im Tom Brokaw from the NBC
Yeah, soulja for the truth since 1973
Right wing, left wing
One of these playas bout to be in the West Wing

[Katie Hamm]
I got 3 babies
And I need a tank of gas
My mortgage is overdue
And I gotta gotta pay it fast
Tell me, whos gonna work it out, baby?
Whos gonna work it out?

[Obama]
Its not enough just to help those at the top
Prosperitys not just gonna trickle down
Weve gotta help the middle class

[McCain]
Americans are angry
Theyre upset
And theyre a little fearful
And its our job to fix the problem with all kinds of goodies


Whatcha gonna do?
Our goal should be in 10 years time we are free
Oh, whatcha gonna do?
Uh, uh, I have a plan to fix this problem
Oh, whatcha gonna do?
We can do it, we can do that, were goin to the moon as Americans because were the best
Whos gonna work it out, baby?
Whos gonna work it out?

[Tom Brokaw/MG]
Ill give you a fair warning
Im Tom Brokaw
The original gangsta
From South Dakota to a nightly news anchor
You can hate the game, you can even hate the playa
But you cant hate this badass moderator

[Allen Shaffer]
We in a war thats never ending
Does anybody have a plan?
For Iraq and Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan,
So many stan, I dont understand
Tell me, whos gonna work it out, baby?
Whos gonna work it out?

[Obama]
We will kill bin Laden
We will crush Al Quaeda
That has to be our biggest national security priority
We have to change our policies with Pakistan

[McCain]
America is the greatest force for good in the history of the world
My friends, we have gone to all four corners of the Earth

Chorus

[Tom Brokaw/MG]
Im Tom Brokaw
Mixin Metamucil in my vodka
Ballin all night, getting jiggy with Barbara Walters
After the debate its the after party and I
$&*##@$&*#@$&*, I thought I told ya


[Phil Elliot]
Now the world is gettin hotter
Because of crazy sh* we did
How we ever gonna turn it back around
So theres something left for my grandkids?
Tell me, whos gonna work it out, baby?
Whos gonna work it out?

[Obama]
This is not just a challenge, its an opportunity
Because if we create a new energy economy we can create 5 million new jobs

[McCain]
Oil drilling offshore now is vital
So that we can bridge the gap
We can bridge the gap between imported oil

Chorus
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