How to Win An Internet Argument: Meet Me in the Middle

Опубликовано 17 ноября 2017, 19:12

A war of words threatens to tear A Nephew and An Uncle apart...until they bridge the gulf between them with song. Get the song on Patreon: patreon.com/gregorybrothers or iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/album/meet...
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Written & Directed by The Gregory Brothers
------Starring-----------
A Nephew - Michael Gregory
An Uncle - Mikel Rouse
Trump-loving Aunt - Bev Grant
Trudeau-loving Niece - Dana Bergwall
Redskins Fan - Juan Luis De Coss
Concerned Mother - Audrey Kerzner
Obstinate Peanut Butter Lover - Samantha Wendorf
Irascible Preserve Preferrer - Frank Mazzetti
Federal Reserve GMO Vaccine Designer #1 - Andrew Rose Gregory
Federal Reserve GMO Vaccine Designer #2 - Evan Gregory
------Our Amazing Crew--------------
Producer - Rebecca Lundgren
Associate Producer - Amelia Burger
YouTube Space Superstar - Taylor Sassman
Director of Photography - Steven DiCasa
1st Assistant to Camera - Cody Buesing
Art Director - Amanda Wallace
Art Assistant - Harry Kleeman
Music Assistant - Aaron Beaumont
Costuming - Bailey Nolan
Hair and Makeup - Sophie Ono
Production Assistant - Jason Malizia
Production Assistant - Aidan McCarthy
Production Assistant - Kirsten DiVenti
----------Lyrics-----------
How did it ever come down to this
How could I have been so blind
My right wing uncle just doesn’t understand
But maybe THIS will change his mind

A steaming pile of socialist crap
I don’t know my nephew anymore
But I’ve got the perfect response
To finally win this Facebook comment war!

He must be lonely always being wrong,
Typing in the dark with no pants on
Can we compromise, harmonize
Come together, see eye-to-eye

Will you meet me in the middle…
of my side since i’m right?
Let’s just agree to agree with me
And stop this silly fight
Try to think outside your box
Come bathe in my insight
We can meet in the middle of my side
since I’m right

Trump is the best!
I like Justin Trudeau!
I like hot Canadians
Okay maybe you should move up there then
Sounds good, I love free medicine!
Football is too violent
Football is too violent
Go Redskins
That’s racist
You are so P.C.!
I love peanut butter
I prefer preserves
How are you related to me?

You only friended morons who agree with you
And it’s dumbing down your dumb stupid head
You’re in an idiot sandwich
And the internet is the bread

Come meet me in the middle…
of my side since you’re wrong.
Tear down the wall between us
Over here’s where you belong
It’s not too late for you to admit
You’ve been mistaken all along
We can meet in the middle of my side
since you’re wrong

Racism, Feminism, Flat-earth-ism, Circumcision
Is there any politician we could throw in prison
Do I dab or twerk, Gif or Jif,
And can I call a hot dog a sandwich
Is the Federal Reserve using GMOs
To 3D print vaccines that make babies explode
What color was the dress, the two-state solution
Every single problem has a simple resolution!!!

Just meet me in the middle of my side
Since you’re dumb
You can practice having half a brain
Giving my posts upward thumbs
I’ve got all the answers
What a shame that you’ve got none
Just come meet me in the middle
Just come meet me in the middle
Just come meet me in the middle of my side
Since you’re dumb