Love Triangles (Adieu to Hypoten-You)

Опубликовано 20 мая 2022, 17:46

When you get broken up with by an unhinged math major (or you ARE the unhinged math major??) open.spotify.com/album/6Hhza4x...
The full version was demanded of this sound (tiktok.com/@schmoyoho/video/70... so Sarah SWOOPED in and made it heavenly. Lyrics-

I know that a² + b² = c²
but I'm afraid you² + me² ≠ we²
you took the us out of Pythagoras [paɪˈθæɡ.əɹ.əs]
so I turned 90° and walked away
I had to say

adieu to hypoten-you
I've forgotten you
we were one whole polygon
but we got chopped in two
goodbye to the function of u + i
you were my cosine
but love triangles never work
there's one too many sides
love triangles never wooooooork

I know that π's digits are never-ending
but you and I hit our limit, let's stop pretending
you never let us be equilateral
I was always secant, so I walked away
I had to say

chorus

love triangles never wooooooork
someone always ends up hurt
we'll never be like what we were
(x2)
(tender ending)

adieu to hypotenuse **insert bevy of crying emojis**