RegularCars

Mr. Regular meets ThatDudeinBlue and drives his 400hp 2013 Ford Mustang GT. Mr. Regular loses it a little in the middle of a rainy intersection.

Welcome to The Pennsylvania Turnpike I-76. Pay money because how else are you gonna get to Philly? Septa? HAHAHAHA drugs.

Suzuki Hayabusa: For the straight man who lingers around a gay bar. He doesn't know why loiters by the door. Why does he do it every Saturday night?

This road used to be called "The Road to Nowhere." Now it connects with 422 and 176. It's a way to get to the PA Turnpike.

RT 183: The slow road to Reading.

The Honda Pilot is a box for Dad Jokes. I was cleaning the mirror and a dad walked by and said: "I want that so clean that I can see myself in it!" (Dad Joke provided by my good friend Tom).

My mistake. A I6 is smoother than a V6. Oops. If the Countryman is so British, the Jeep Wrangler is INSURMOUNTABLY American.

What are we doing? This isn't a regular car. How can the beauty of an Aston Martin Vantage shine and dry my soggy feelings of unworthiness and envy?

We revisit Bryce's Hyundai Veloster Turbo, now with a new tune and new supporting modifications. We take it on a drive around the Appalachian foothills of Pennsylvania.

I'm a male. I'm sorry. I want to have sex. I'm sorry. I find you attractive. I'm sorry. I drive a Subaru Forester. I sympathize with you. I'll pay for everything. I won't look at you.

Mork is a great teacher!

You ever been to Moab? You gotta take that Runner to Moab, man. Come on, you gotta get the rubber up on that slick rock over there! Sandstone! Petrified sand dunes!

The Chrysler Conquest is a grey import Mitsubishi Starion. This is a car in which you can transform yourself into that guy who tells the same story over and over at every party.

No matter what you think of Corvettes themselves or the kind of culture they cultivate, it's hard not to respect the amount of dedication that goes into Corvette ownership.

RCR's birthday is September 12th. This date has nothing to do with the first video posted. September 12th is the date Patrick George wrote the first Jalopnik article about us.

The BMW E30 is the prerequisite to "being a car guy" even more than the Mazda Miata MX5. The M42 engine was not put into E30 sedans until 1991, although it did exist in E30 318is coupes.

The Corvette C7 represents America's desire to be taken seriously in the eyes of Europe. This is nothing new.

“Aspen and Volaré were introduced in 1975, but they should have been delayed a full six months.

This is RCR's car. The first-generation Honda Fit was produced when Honda was coasting though senior year because he earned three A's in the first semester.

RCR will stay in PA until April 15th, 2015. We need to find out how much we owe in taxes from YouTube money, FundAnything and Redbubble.

ST stands for "See Tanya? It's a family car. It's perfect for our first child. These seats hug you. We can treat ourselves. We don't have to get the base model.

The Ford Focus SVT's wiper stalk is an unfathomable mess.

This is the 170hp hatchback that finally bested the pompous Honda Civic Si.

I've owned nine motorcycles? Maybe ten? The video feed here doesn't mean much. It is merely a POV view of my current bike, an '93 Suzuki GS500

This bike will kill you if you don't fear and respect the crêpe-thin margin of error between orgasmic adhesion and high-siding, ass-over ladder-piercings, though your principal's front lawn.

The SRT-4 is the souped-up version of the 2nd-Gen Neon. You're looking at the last hurrah before Chrysler stopped making small cars.

Smart Fourtwo: when a Prius isn't pretentious enough. It's a tiny car that's full of itself.

The Stage-2 DeLorean is the DMC we could have had if John Z. had just a few more years to get things right.

Chrysler, I want to be a fan of you but you make it tough when you crank out Pow-Pow Powerwheels. And yet, this wasn't a failure. Why? Look at it. It screams MUSCLE MILK and only does preacher curls.

Our roadtrip comes to a conclusion with a bonus drive in a 1981 Porsche 911 SC. This car was added last minuet and will not get a Regular Cars Review.