Wind Cancer, Massive Dumps, and Babies: Songify the News #18

Опубликовано 9 апреля 2019, 19:30

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A wary nation becomes aware of the dangers of combining wind cancer with massive dumps.
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Lyrics:
This is Ronald reagan of course
Riding on a dinosaur
A rocket launcher, a machine gun,
Unmistakable patriotism
Reagan is super strapped
Holding up a tattered American flag
This is the real solution to climate change:
Babies.
American babies
They’ll fix our problems
American babies, babieees
American babies
So we don’t have to solve ‘em
American babies, babieeees
The real solution to climate change is:
Fall in love and make some frickin’ babies
My aspiration
American babies, babies
Is population
American babies, babies x2

Wind
I know a lot about wind, wind’s not so good.
No, it doesn’t blow, you can forget about television
windmills, the noise causes cancer,
kills all the people
windmills, just like a graveyard,
they wipe out the bald eagles
wind cancer, rahr rahr
wind cancer, rahr rahr
Do they call cancer just give us an answer
The science tells us no.


Julian Assange said there would be a,
quote, massive dump
Said there would be a massive dump
So Mr. Trump
Was aware of the upcoming dump?
Yes.
Though, sir, I don’t know whether he knew
What the substance of the dump was
Only that there was going to be a dump
On speakerphone? Yes.
And he was aware of that before the dump occurred? Yessir.
Going to be a dump, a massive dump
A massive dump, quote, massive dump,
A dump
I am ashamed that I chose to take part in the cover-up
The cover-up of the dump, a massive dump
A massive dump, quote massive dump
A dump! I pray the country doesn’t see the dump
I did many times
How many times?
50 times? More.
100 times? More.
200 times? More.
500 times? Probably.
It is painful to admit
And so I lied about it
Massive dump

Was that disruptive?
(blaring air horn)
Was that disruptive?
I know that you mean no disrespect
But 10 years now for current events
We’re like Oprah out here giving out bops
Hit that horn and bring the drop
(blaring air horn)

How much louder do you want it
More
10 times? More.
25 times? More.
16,000 times? More.

American babies
A massive dump
American babies, babies
Wind cancer, massive dump
wind cancer, rahr rahr
American babies
riding on a dinosaur
rahr rahr, american babies

Sharks with fricking lasers on their heads