Chicken Pig Attack - The Return of Takeo

Опубликовано 17 января 2020, 17:08

Takeo emerges to defeat evil – this time with more muscle. GET THE SONG OR GET JUMP-KICKED BY A NINJA: music.apple.com/us/album/chick...
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Directed by the Gregory Brothers
Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory
Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself

Featuring
Aki Yasuda as Kingpin
Garrett Volpe and Chris Stanley as Henchmen
Chris Mauceri as Chicken Ninja
Dev Sim as Pig Ninja
Evan Gregory as Pitiful Hostage
Michael Gregory as Aspiring Yodeler
Chicken and Wilma provided by Aly’s Ponys
Filmed at the Harlem Valley Homestead in Wingdale, NY

Producer: Amelia Burger
Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa
Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing
Production Assistant: Cheryl Tsushima
Sound Mixer: Joe Cantor
Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont
Cello: Alexandra Jones
Editor: Rob Nassau
VFX: Neal Jonas
Color: Ilia Gumerov
Poster: Morgan King
On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber
Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie

No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them.

LYRICS:
[angelic but harrowing yodel]
Now begins the fight of a lifetime
We can end it all and end it right
Two warriors challenge you
They came ready to fight

Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today

Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped

There is no escape from justice
Nowhere to hide from your fate
You may want forgiveness
I'd say yes but for them it's too late

Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today

Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping!
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(wine with a cock)
They can never be stopped

They look so cute and cuddly
You might expect a kiss
But if you're on their bad side
You'll only get their iron fists

Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped

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