Roman: RCR Christmas Song 2014

Опубликовано 19 декабря 2014, 9:00

Christmas music, crowded stores

Tons of things I can't afford

Ferrari or a Benz would bring me cheer

Wind and rain and snow and sleet

Tons of fatty food to eat

The calories don't count this time of year

But one thing that I know

The presents aren't free

Unless it's meat that's underneath the tree


It's a Regular Christmas

A new review on Christmas Day

As long as we leave cookies and imported IPA

Out by the tree

Who needs to talk to family

Let's see what nicer car with which he'll play

Oh my stars in seven hells

Is that the sound of jingle bells

Or is that Mr. Regular outside?


Wide-ass footprints in the snow

A distant voice says Track Day Bro

We're all a little Regular inside

Let's bang on a sleigh ride


All the best from ours to yours

Clacky doors and crusty drawers

Firm your shocks and plasti-dip your shame

Season's meatings one and all

Winter soon and no more fall

Is that a Honda Fit in my driveway?


So be good boys and girls

If you do as he asks

Then he will bring potato sacks and Millard Filmore masks


CHORUS


But one thing that I know
Tonight on Christmas Eve

Is Mr. Regular is real as long as you believe


CHORUS


Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a Mazda

On track day bro