Harley Davidson Electra Glide // THIS IS A REAL BIKE!

Опубликовано 20 апреля 2017, 14:00

THIS IS A REAL BIKE. ALL OTHER MOTORCYCLES ARE LAME AND STUPID BECAUSE ITS NOT THIS BIKE. THIS BIKE HAS BAGS. THIS BIKE HAS A WINDSCREEN. THIS BIKE HAS A V TWIN THAT GOES BLUB BLUB BLUB. THIS BIKE GOES VROOM VROOM WHEN YOU TWIST THE THROTTLE. IF YOU GET ON IT, MAKE IT GO VROOM. I USE ALL CAPS BECAUSE IM SERIOUS. I USE CAPS BECAUSE MY POOPS ARE TOO BIG. I EAT HARDY AND I POOP HARDY. SOMETIMES WHEN I WIPE THERE IS SMALL AMOUNTS OF BLOOD ON THE TISSUE PAPER. HEMORRHOIDS. IVE BEEN WATCHING THE WALKING DEAD A LOT RECENTLY. AS YOU KNOW I WAS ON THE SHOW. IT WAS PRETTY COOL. I DIED BECAUSE THEY SHOT MY BIKE WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER. HAD I HAD A HARLEY... A REAL BIKE... I WOULD STILL BE ALIVE. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? IM TYPING THIS WHILE EATING A POPTART. ITS STRAWBERRY FLAVORED. I PERSONALLY LIKE THE BLUEBERRY MORE THOUGH. OH HERE COMES ANOTHER HARDY POOOOOOOOOOP.... ITS GUNNA BE A DOOOOOOZY. OH BILLY.

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