5 Ways To Prove You're A Real Car Guy

Опубликовано 1 апреля 2017, 14:00

Five Ways To Prove You're Really A Car Guy
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The Complete 1-5 List:
1. Listen To Dubstep; Make Videos To Dubstep
2. Buy A Lamborghini; Inspire Others
3. Do Whatever It Takes For Weight Reduction
4. Obsess Over Fast & Furious
5. Own A Real Sports Car

ACT I - Dubstep & Chill
Listen to dubstep, and make videos to dubstep. An act inspired by the video intros on ThatDudeInBlue, SubaruWRXFan, and TJHunt videos. Their intros are actually epic. This is simply a parody. Get money, get paid. Listen to d-step.
Music Credit: "The End Is Near" - Gunnar Olsen

ACT II - How To Buy A Lambo
Certainly an internet trend; if you have wealth, explain yourself. "Here's what I do to afford a Lamborgini at the age of twenty." Inspired by Rob Dahm, The Stradman, and Vehicle Virgins. Again, it's a parody, I have total respect for those who build their own wealth.
Music Credit: "First To Last" - Gunnar Olsen

ACT III - Weight Reduction ft. Track Bae
"Track days are stressful, with the expectation to perform.
But with Taco Bell, you’ll make pole position the norm.
Stuff your face with a double bean gordita,
Now you’re known as the restroom cheetah.
Spend some time with a beefy nacho burrito.
Embrace the smell of a Chilean flamingo.
Continue the task with a cheesy chimichanga,
Finish the deed with a bathroom anaconda.
You know what I’m saying, expel your body of waste.
Gotta shed those pounds, and savor the taste. (hot sauce squirt).
There’s only one way, to win on track day
The key to success, I call it track bae."
Music Credit: "Bluesy Vibes (Sting)" - Doug Maxwell
"New Tires" - Silent Partner

ACT IV - Fast & Furious Fanboi
If you don’t own all seven Fast and Furious movies, you should be ashamed of that. This one’s serious. They’re my favorite movies. I’m not kidding. I live my life a quarter tank at a time. I eat my tuna without crust. I make my own *** **** popcorn. I’ve even got 100 grand under the hood of my S2000. I’ve got money, but it’s trust and character that’s hard to find these days.
Music Credit: "Invisible" - Vibe Tracks

ACT V - Sports Car
The greatest sports car of all time; the Mazda Mazda Mazda Zoom Zoom Mazda 3. It's the vehicle that inspired Ferrari to build the Ferrari La Ferrari, also known as the Ferrari The Ferrari. Four pot shaker hood, manual locks, no longer street legal, and I've lapped Germany's Burgurking in under 7 minutes. This is the real deal.
Music Credit: "Spring In My Step" - Silent Partner

Individual Act Links (Will Be Live April 2nd)
Act I - youtu.be/LjtzbGY4z2E
Act II - youtu.be/YDps7V0hUX4
Act III - youtu.be/eGmeUPsqKTw
Act IV - youtu.be/0vKaJ7yQ2io
Act V - youtu.be/1t0jOsjOQS8

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