"Can't Tell You Yet" GTX 1060 Embargo Rap (Yes, Like a Rap Song)

Опубликовано 8 июля 2016, 5:33

The GTX 1060 was announced today but I felt there wasn't enough info released to warrant a video as performance benchmarks are still under embargo. A deadly embargo. So I made a video about that instead.

Side note: Nvidia is a great company to work with and they have never tried to kill me.

Lyrics

A new GPU you can’t buy online
Sits a foot away from me with its reference design
I took it out of the box which was fun for a minute
I mean apart from the card there wasn’t much else in it
Here’s the grand tour, there’s a fan and a heatsink
A 6-pin plug, PCB, and some ports that support G-sync
That’s all, there isn’t much else to say,
Well actually there is but that’s still under NDA,

Now I can show you the specs, but if I let benchmarks fly
Nvidia said that my whole family will die,
Those guys don’t mess around,
I knew a guy who leaked once, now he lives in the ground
You’re releasing VR benchmarks before the embargo lifts?
Do body bags fit men wearing Oculus Rifts?
I know the answers you seek are on my shelf
But for now you’ll just have to fend for yourself

Cuz I just can’t tell you yet,
No, I just can’t tell you yet,
I wish I could give but they know where I live
I just can’t tell you yet

6 gigs of ram, boost of 1.7G
1280 CUDA cores, 120W TDP,
Starting price of $249 seems legit
for a 3DMark score of…I ain’t sayin’ shit
Now I can keep a secret, that’s my motto,
But you guys are looking at me like I own CSGO Lotto
I don’t like keeping secrets from you either,
I’d just rather not end up in the trunk of a green beater
Hidden cameras every angle, signals I can’t cancel
Did you really think that’s all there was to Ansel?
Yeah you can leak numbers, see if they can track it,
And be the next to find out what’s under Jensen’s leather jacket,
I keep it locked like a cooler low profile,
Beegees on repeat, stayin' alive is my style,
So while I love what I do, and I love all of you,
To avoid my debut on the 6 o’clock news,

I just can’t tell you yet,
No, I just can’t tell you yet,
I wish I could give but they know where I live
I just can’t tell you yet
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